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the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
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humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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martybiron:

After a questionable call puts Dan Carcillo in the penalty box, Carcillo gets the last laugh and helps give the Rangers a 2-1 lead in the series against the Philadelphia Flyers 

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And then I show up and you know, Chris looks like a Greek god. And I’m feeling good about myself, I’m like Spandex-ready, you know. And I show up and he’s like, Captain Tiny Ass. And I’m like, “Dude, how’d you get your ass that small?” Like this [GESTURES AS THOUGH SQUEEZING A SMALL BOTTOM], it’s that big – you know. And I’m man size, like I can lift the whole building. And I look at his butt and I’m like, “What did you do? What did you do to it?”

Anthony Mackie on Chris Evans’ ass. Read the rest of this interview for COMEDY GOLD. GUYS, I LOVE ANTHONY MACKIE SFM (via kyssthis16)

LMFAO

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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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